Euolgy 2

or how you never got to be an ex-lover

Town Gossip

Good people sometimes say terrible things. Even to people they value, or at least claim to value. You were easily the most obnoxious man to date, not dangerous, just sloppily annoying. Snide remarks passed as sarcasm and good fun. It wasn’t. You were mean. You so badly wanted the juicy story to be that I was a prude, but the real  gossip was that your balls smelled like old dairy wrapped in a dirty gym sock.